Now, I spend a lot of time online whether it be on my Xbox, Laptop or iPod. And many aspects of it do take my fancy (No pornography jokes please) you know the usual, Blogger, Youtube, Sickipedia all the good'ns. But one website everyone uses, yes you guessed it...Facebook a pioneering social network created by a Jewish student in 2005, good ol' Mark Zuck. And I bet your expecting me to go into detail like I always do and complain or some shit, but today i'm here to state that this network is a form of MIND CONTROL that's right I'm being serious...MIND CONTROL.
Now before the days of "The Book" there was Bebo, or "Paedophiles Playground" as I liked to call it, and before that there was Piczo which was known as "Paedophiles Playground with personal glitter customization" and these little phases lasted about a year or two before people got bored (or just grew up). But Facebook is different, for once it's lasted a lot longer than it's predecessors, but I think the sheer simplicity of Facebook makes it so popular, Being able to just "Like" someone's status rather than having to physically type that you enjoy their post, and the fact that yes it is a lot more grown up that Bebo, I mean the name says it all. But behind all the glitzy glamour of Mark Zuckerbergs genius lies a horror ridden brutal truth soaked in DERP. And that is... The people of Facebook, Now the majority of it's users usually keep to themselves but the other "half" are the epitamy of "Shoot me now, someone please shoot me" endless statuses about (excuse my French) FUCK ALL and joining of groups which make me want to punch the nearest living organism, groups such as...
- I hate it when...
- The awkward moment when...
- You hurt me, you left me, blaaah
and this infuriates me, (don't ask why I'm just an angry person in general)
But on many occasions I have considered deleting my account and seeing what real life is like, and last night on the 17th of January 2011 I pressed that fateful button and my account was gone, all good yes? NO, within 24 hours (so about 2 hours ago) I reactivated it and began doing the usual, and I'm going to be truthful with you all, but I couldn't function without it! I still had my Blogger, Youtube, Sickipedia etc, but after that I would stare at the Google homepage for minutes trying to decide what to do next, WHY IS THIS? if you know please don't hesitate to comment, I mean yeah I use Facebook to promote my postings of this very blog but I could live without that surely, I must say Mark Zuckerberg really hasn't done the whole "Jews controlling the media" stereotype any justice but I have up-most respect for that guy, even if his creation has turned me into a mindless robot.
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