The biggest douche's of the past 5 years: Part One (In no order)

Now I am a usually pessimistic person, in fact my optimism levels are the same as a Praying Mantis before intercourse, and it is depressing I know, and over the past few days I've been trying to create a list of people who are not favoured not only with me but also with the general public so here I present you with "The biggest douche's of the past 5 years" and this is in no particular order, (Basically because they all contain the equal amounts of douche) I've only included a few so far, I'll add the next next lot in the next few days or so in part two...let's begin.

*Takes aim*


1. Justin Bieber

Ah Bieber you c***, He's possibly hated by everyone for every reason imaginable, I'm not too sure if it's the "in your face" effeminacy or the "I'm in the closet and you all know it" clause. The main reason everyone hates him is because of his age, a 16 year old (who when first recognised was only 14) singer with the voice of a little girl, and this is no possibility it's a set in stone fact that puberty is going to hit him like a train...then hopefully a train will hit him like a train. No word of a lie a young female relative of mine was listening to his callous drivel on some MTV station and my Grandfather walked in and this is how the dialogue went.

Grandfather: What's this you're listening to?
Child: It's Justin Bieber
Grandfather: What? People do give their daughters strange name's these days.

Now if that isn't the WIN of the century I don't know what is, My grandfather just tore Bieber to shreds, but anyway the main reason I hate him is because he's making modern music completely shit, if you don't mind me saying I mean I could put up with the whole pop music that's inevitable but are people going to look back and say "Woah all that Bieber Fever, good times eh?" NO.

"Yo Kanye, Ima really happy for you but you ARE a twat"

2. Kanye West

Oh Kanye, what went wrong? You used to be good back in 2005, you even had good music back then, but then you discovered money and popularity and thus c**t-ness, I remember when I was younger Kanye wasn't a household name, and then a few years back he released some so called kick ass album (I don't know the name) and the proceeded to enter the world of being a pretentious twat. I think he let the knowledge of his success get the better of him, (Like everyone else in America) and gained this ideology that he is the somehow Lord Protector of both music and the African-American people. The incident at the MTV awards with Taylor Swift was the icing on this cake filled with shame, pretentiousness and faggotry. And have we heard any of Kanye's "AW3S0M3" tuuuuooones recently? no no we haven't not for a good year or two, maybe his delusions of grandeur will wear off? or maybe he'll be a prize "Throw you're toys out of the pram) douche for many a year to follow.

Nick "Ladies Man" Griffin

3. Nick Griffin

Nick Griffin, a politician, a patriot...a prat. Leader of the BNP but really...What planet is this guy on? because it certainly isn't Earth most probably a planet filled with benefit claiming asylum seekers. Now I understand where he is coming from because yes this country does have a problem with both legal and illegal immigration and don't call me racist because it's true, look at any other European country and the trend is the same France, Germany, Italy, Spain etc. And to be quite frank the problem will never cease but it will also ever get to the point that migrants will rise up against the Western Imperialism replace all schools with mosques and hospitals with brothels.

His ideas are strung just a little too far, In all honesty I think the BNP should have perhaps a seat in parliament just to get their views across but not to be in full power where they would remove all non-Aryan people and send them to the Sudan. Nick Grffin is a proven Holocaust denier, evidence is here >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Dygboz4Ew
And also, what the flip has the Nazi government of Germany got to do with British Politics? They should slo rename themselves the ENP (English National Party) because there's no immigration problems in Wales or Scotland and he also has no consideration for differences of society when comparing Wales and England. Douche.


Next part coming soon...

Mafia II: My Review ...(Hey that rhymes!)

Ah 3rd person shooters you never fail to entertain me, And Mafia II is one of them! Now I acquired this game about a month or two after it's release so I wasn't completely with the times, but I noticed not a lot of people had bought this game, (well I didn't see anyone playing it online) and that confused me...a lot! This game is ridiculously underrated and has an epic storyline. It's the sequel to Mafia (obviously) which was released back in '04 on PS2 and Xbox, and I never played it, which is usually a bad move with a direct sequel because you have no idea what's going on or who anyone is, But Mafia II was different, according to many online sources (From people who played the original) the game directly follows on, but to me the game was almost as if it had started from scratch, which is good! Of course there was the odd reference to it which is understandable.

Now to the campaign, it was executed perfectly almost like a Mafia film, it follows Vito Scaletta a US army veteran who returns from conflict in the old country (Sicily) to find he has to turn to the wrong side of the law in order to survive basically, Now I'll leave it there with the storyline cause i'm not one for for including spoilers, for two reasons it'll ruin the game if you haven't played it and I hate having to write in the largest and most noticeable text possible saying ***OMFG SPOILERS !!!!*** ...I'm drifting from the point.

But the campaign was brilliant even despite a confusing twist, (I won't continue), but the gameplay is awesome and the cover and attack systems are perfect, along with the driving, both damage graphics and car realism. And a pretty cool soundtrack! (If you're into 1950's doo wah diddy). But it was a game that when playing through it you were eager to know what happened next, basically it was an entertaining campaign with no boring parts! I didn't even skip the cut scenes! Which is a terrible habit of mine when playing a new (boring)game, But Mafia II never got boring although there were parts (the typical 3rd person sandbox problem) where you have to drive aimlessly across the map, back and forth which got a little tedious, but that happens in every game of this nature, maybe they could have perhaps included a "trip skip" feature or something? but it was no biggie.

"Hey Tony! Andiamo! Mama sent her pasta fazoo!"

One thing I was disappointed with was there being no online, it was the perfect setting for a 3rd person GTA/Saints Row multiplayer but there was DLC available on the marketplace so I suppose it's not all that bad, But one VERY BAD flaw with the game was the inability to carry on after the main campaign had finished, which is a big let down because it would have been the perfect ending but overall I thoroughly enjoyed this game and would recommend it even to those who didn't play the previous, I'll give a cool 8.5/10.

Mikey x

Andy Gray and Richard Keys...Bigoted Sexists or just men?

Andy Gray and Richard Keys were both sacked for making "Sexist" comments.

In the News recently it arose that some leaked off air recordings or footage (I'm not too sure) was found to contain both Andy Gray and Richard Keys making sexist comments about a female linesman who was in one Championship match, now I don't follow football religiously if it's on I'll watch it but there is definitely controversy about what happened at the weekend, from both sides. It started where Andy Gray stated that the Female Linesman (Sian Massey I think her name was) didn't know the offside rule, and when I saw this was the reason I thought...wait what? Is that it? Now don't call me sexist (I mean I do make the old tongue in cheek "kitchen, and sandwich" jokes now and then but nothing to actually offend someone) I mean if anything there only stating what people would call "Banter" I mean if you actually ask the majority of women (And I'm talking 90%) don;t know what the offside rule is, hell even some men don;t know it. And it's just a general perception that women don't know it, just like women can't read maps and men won't ask for directions, It's just a simple general perception.

But here come the controversial part form my side (And I can expect that some people may be offended) I believe that SOME women and I'm talking a minor percentage are a little over sensitive about such menial things, such as sexism and banter. In the past few days I've spoken to girls and the vast majority have stated that they think that the sacking of the two commentators is wrong and that they themselves admit that women are known for not knowing the offside rule. But I'm drifting from the point...the point is that this lineswoman DOES know the offside rule and she is a trained professional and you can't make comments about it on TV, TV is a sensitive place to express your opinions quite simply because so many people are watching and some are going to get offended.

Now that was the main story but behind all this were some comments made which WERE out of order (And that's coming from me...a man) where Richard Keys (Right in the photo) stated that a journalist in the Daily Mail who wrote an article on Sexism should "do us all a favour" (Shut up basically) and that is unacceptable, but in my own personal view I think they shouldn't have been sacked for the old "Women don't know the offside rule" joke maybe some sort of cautioning, but if you ever watch the daytime programme Loose Women (And I'm not admitting I do, I just come across it...:/ I joke, I joke!) but the things they say on there about men IS SEXIST and yet no one does anything about it, then again as Bob Dylan once said "The times they are a changin'" and indeed they are, (Did you like my Anchorman reference there? ;)) People have always said that we live in a Man's World but that is changing and I myself think that's a good thing.

Mikey.

Rockstar Games...Make your fans proud!

Ah Rockstar, The games developer with GOD written on their forehead, They have been with me through my entire gaming career, (If you call it a career) creating such masterpieces as the Grand Theft Auto series, The Warriors and Red Dead Redemption. They have honestly NEVER failed to amaze us all.

But one thing they're not good at is being efficient enough to please us often, (Very impatient people us RS fans) They released GTA3 in 2001 which practically changed the face of gaming, then GTA Vice City in 2002 which was almost utter perfection and way ahead of it's time, and it was only a year after! then two years later in '04 they released the masterpiece, the top dog, the bossman... Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. which in my opinion (say what you want) was the best game ever made, and none shall surpass it. Then they had the "spin offs" the stories form Liberty City and Vice City really were just to keep us busy whilst they created GTA 4,

Now...GTA4, GTA4, GTA4 (In the style of a teacher at parents evening) was a bit of a let down to be honest, still a playable game don't get me wrong! but nothing of what it was cracked up to be. And a bit of a kick in the teeth to loyal GTA fans (myself) it lacked a lot of what we love, it was too serious and trying to be more like a film than a fun game, but that's besides the point, that was FOUR years ago! And there's no sign, even now in 2011 of anything coming out.
What I don't think Rockstar realise is the sheer intensity of Loyal fans (also combined which 13 year old robots) that buy their games, All they need to do is re-release a new formatted GTA: San Andreas and they'll make bloody millions! as well as practically ending my social life and making any other game irrelevant. But as many say they need a NEW GTA, not set in a "revamped" Liberty City, My personal opinion would be one set back in the 70's, perhaps a Starsky and Hutch style game, in a new city, with the classic GTA comedic storyline that is somehow serious at the same time. I could be here for days listing all my ideas but at the end of the day we want something new! but something new that still sticks the ol' GTA tradition.

The reason I played it so much was because there isn't any specific objective in the game, you're never tied down to one thing, yeah the story mode is there (and it usually kicks ass) but if you don't want to do that there's so much to do elsewhere, even just exploring makes it awesome. The GTA series is a powerful one, it's inspired the "GTA clones" you know...True Crime, Saints Row, Mafia, The Godfather? and imitation is the best form of flattery ;) please let me know your ideas!

Mikey

Facebook...Making everyone it's bitch since 2005?

Now, I spend a lot of time online whether it be on my Xbox, Laptop or iPod. And many aspects of it do take my fancy (No pornography jokes please) you know the usual, Blogger, Youtube, Sickipedia all the good'ns. But one website everyone uses, yes you guessed it...Facebook a pioneering social network created by a Jewish student in 2005, good ol' Mark Zuck. And I bet your expecting me to go into detail like I always do and complain or some shit, but today i'm here to state that this network is a form of MIND CONTROL that's right I'm being serious...MIND CONTROL.

Now before the days of "The Book" there was Bebo, or "Paedophiles Playground" as I liked to call it, and before that there was Piczo which was known as "Paedophiles Playground with personal glitter customization" and these little phases lasted about a year or two before people got bored (or just grew up). But Facebook is different, for once it's lasted a lot longer than it's predecessors, but I think the sheer simplicity of Facebook makes it so popular, Being able to just "Like" someone's status rather than having to physically type that you enjoy their post, and the fact that yes it is a lot more grown up that Bebo, I mean the name says it all. But behind all the glitzy glamour of Mark Zuckerbergs genius lies a horror ridden brutal truth soaked in DERP. And that is... The people of Facebook, Now the majority of it's users usually keep to themselves but the other "half" are the epitamy of "Shoot me now, someone please shoot me" endless statuses about (excuse my French) FUCK ALL and joining of groups which make me want to punch the nearest living organism, groups such as...

- I hate it when...
- The awkward moment when...
- You hurt me, you left me, blaaah

and this infuriates me, (don't ask why I'm just an angry person in general)

But on many occasions I have considered deleting my account and seeing what real life is like, and last night on the 17th of January 2011 I pressed that fateful button and my account was gone, all good yes? NO, within 24 hours (so about 2 hours ago) I reactivated it and began doing the usual, and I'm going to be truthful with you all, but I couldn't function without it! I still had my Blogger, Youtube, Sickipedia etc, but after that I would stare at the Google homepage for minutes trying to decide what to do next, WHY IS THIS? if you know please don't hesitate to comment, I mean yeah I use Facebook to promote my postings of this very blog but I could live without that surely, I must say Mark Zuckerberg really hasn't done the whole "Jews controlling the media" stereotype any justice but I have up-most respect for that guy, even if his creation has turned me into a mindless robot.

Graphics Tablet, MrDrMEME D:

Happy New Year!

Now recently I saw a few of my friends had purchased a graphics tablet and seeing some of the stuff they come up with they look pretty fun. Now I am a huuuuggge fan of internet memes (the funny ones) and I often create them using www.memegenerator.org or good ol' MS Paint, but if I can get a GT I will upload some of the stuff onto here, because being old fashioned I often draw "meme" like pictures and sketches in spare time, and when I say spare time I really mean "When I should be listening in college" but I'm only human ;)

But here comes the LOL for you all I'd get these pictures (on paper) and then physically get my camera, take a picture of a picture then upload it to Facebook, for the amusement of my friends cause I'm cool an' shiit. But yes I didn't even use a scanner so when I heard about aquiring a GT I was in good measures.

But anyway here are some examples of my "art" which isn't art in the slightest but you get my drift it won't be a patch on some of the awesomeness people come up with, anyways when I get one I will post some randoms on here

Mikey x