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| Scary Shit! |
Call of Duty 4! Groundbreaker in FPS history, renowned for it's cutting edge graphics and features for a game released in 2007. All well and good, in the game, (to those who have played it) it has dangerous evil dogs of death that chew your neck like it were a freshly opened tin of Pedigree Chum. Look here! >>
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I know what your thinking, dogs? All you need is a gun...right? NO...well yes you do need a gun, and you do need to kill a human which is more illegal than killing a dog so you're not in the best situation but ah well. Go to the mission "All Ghillied Up" which if I may add is the best mission of any FPS ever! Anyway find your self to this building here. (Below)
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| It's not the Ritz but it'll do |
Go to the widow that God goes to...Sorry I mean Captain Macmillan, And kill the 3 filthy humans who dwell within (and do it quickly)>>>
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| Look at them...all high and mighty ¬ ¬ |
Then! You can find a young canine enjoying himself on the sofa, and don't worry he wont attack you, if anything he looks quite happy with himself (below)
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| ...pfft what Rabies? |
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Go into the back room and you'll see to more furry friends! and no no they wont hurt you, because their evil Russian owners are dead and now they're free to go live on a farm in South Dakota. (below)
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| Pet them they don't bite! |
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But I have bad news :( I tried to see what would happen if i "removed" one little fella, and in an act of pure treason his friend just acted as if NOTHING had happened :/ (below)
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| The trigger slipped :/ |
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And that was my blog on how to domesticate evil communist dogs into lovable four legged friends who have no grief for their lost comrades.
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