The (Unbiased) Xbox LIVE awards.

Ahoy followers and welcome to my humble abode, Now it's been a while since I posted properly on here so I'll just jump straight on in...XBOX LIVE AWARDS of course conducted by myself, basically it's a Monday evening and I'm bored so I've got my own online Oscars going on here, before I start i'd just like to say the nations Ive chosen aren't the ENTIRE gamers from that country. let's begin..

1. Nation with the most gamers under the age of 13:

- Well I hate to say it but it's jolly old Great Britain, Yeah America, Canada etc have their own selection of pre-pubescents but in all my experience on LIVE the UK has the most, (and that's not because I'm on a UK server) bad play Britain you're letting yourself down.

2. Nation with the worst attempts at insults.

- Do I even need to say? The winner is of course The United States! with nearly 100% of it's Xbox LIVE population completely unable to string together put down, snipe or insult. Shame on you America you'd think your renowned welfare and education system would have payed off but instead you INSIST on repetitively stereotyping each nation with the same boring description each time, sort it out.

3. Nation which receives the most abuse online.

- Poor old France that's who! They receive abuse from both sides of the Atlantic, In a game as soon as a player is known to be French both the British, Americans etc barrage the poor fella with "EWWWWW YOU'RE FRENCH YOU GARLIC SURRENDERER!" usually the Frenchman doesn't reply (mainly because he has no idea what's going on) It really is terrible and one day they will rise up and go all ninja on yo ass.

4. Most Racist Nation

And yet again its America, Te land of opportunity!...(To be a inbred with no morals) the one nation populated by redneck white supremacists who answer to Billy Bob and don't like anyone who isn't All American. Now it's not all of them but a disturbing amount at that! You come across middle class teenage Americans who can't stray away from "British Faggot" mainly because it requires increased brain activity to do so, and the Canadians receive a brunt of it, with Yanks saying "Say about!" and "eh?" letting yourself down USA.

5. Most Racist UK Country

Well it's England and no I'm not being biased because I'm Welsh, and no it's not all of them but a LOT at that, as soon as the accused hear either a Welsh, Scottish or Irish accent they ascend into Richard the FUCKING Lionheart mode and hurl abuse just because they're not English, bad form England.

6. Most over patriotic nation.

Well many of you may think it's America but in all honesty the Yanks don's shove it in your face like depicted on TV, in fact its the Scots! You mention anything about not being Scottish and they turn into William FUCKING Wallace and go on about how anyone who isn't Scottish is a homosexual. Infact It's not a problem really if anything it's quite hilarious. Well played Scotland.