360 Gaming for 2010, MrDrMikey's review.

Ahoy people sorry I haven't got round to writing on here, but I thought I may aswell add somehting with today being the last day of 2010, so without further adieu I present you my summary of 2010 gaming,

Gaming:

Now 2010 for gaming was pretty good, a good selection of games came out this year and now I'll try my best to summarise the few I have played without being too biased because I'm sure I'll get some DerP trolling me with emails about how they disagree and I become a Fggt noob. Now I have missed out some of the big ones Halo, Fifa etc because in all honesty if I was to include them I should change my name to iTz Pr0 L0g111cZz and reduce my age by 5 years... let's begin.

CoD Black Ops.

Now as you all know the Call of Duty series is the biggest in the world, and no matter how terrible the game is, everyone (even me) will continue to play it and complain about it, but Black Ops is a slight exception the campaign was superb although they could have included the ol' CoD sniper/stealth mission, but the online was the games downbringer, a barrage of overpowered guns and a spawning system with that seems to have been contructed by a chimpanzee. But this can all be rectified with a simple patch (But Treyarch still have their heads in their behinds)and I will continue to play it until the dreaded Modern Warfare 3 is released next November. Now heres my score for BOps 8/10

Jus.t Cause 2.

Now I seem to be only person in the world (Or just on my friends list) who enjoyed and still enjoys this game, It is the sequel to Just Cause (obviously) and to be honest that wasn't the best game ever made, infact it was one of the worst made games since Barbie Surfing back '01. But the sequel was immense, a massive Sandbox style of gaming firing explosions, awesome vehicles and weapons, the campaign was mediocre but the fun factor was 10/10, the trouble is these days is too many gamers are saying "Like thats realistic?!" focusing primarily on if something can be achieved in real life and yes in JC2 you can hang on the side of a jumbo jet and fire a rocket launcher at a boat below but ITS FUN! who cares? I still play this game now and it never gets boring. Now I'm gonna split the score up into two for this one Campaign = 4/10, Fun Factor = 10/10!! ...overall score 8/10.

Red Dead Redemption.

Now when I review games I try my best to find to find the pro's and con's with it, you know the good and bad points, after playing Red Dead Redemption my brain went into overdrive in trying find something wrong with it, It is (you may disagree) one of the best game sof the last 10 years, if not ever. The story mode was executed perfectly almost as if it was directed in Hollywood, And there are so many game modes online which are fun as hell, and on Halloween of this year Rockstar released Undead Nightmare which was the icing on the cake, It is a perfect game that I will NEVER dispose of. Western games aren't common basically because they can get repetetive I bought GUN in 2005 and that was awesome and then Red Dead came out and blew me away, Trust me Western games are very black and white, either pretty bad or amazing. Now I give this game 10/10...that's right TEN.

Medal of Honor.

Now, Medal of Honor...when I first heard about this I actually said in my head "0mFg Rly?" because I;ve been playing the MoH series since the first one back in 1999 which made me only 7, (Yeah my parents let me play anything)and I found the series to be grossly underrated the last game was MoH Airbourne in 2007 and that was extremely overshadowed by CoD4, and I loved it, But when MoH 2010 was announced and stating it was to be set in present day I was skeptic, So I preordered it and when I played through the campaign I was impressed but it felt like just another FPS there was nothing special about it, and (here comes grumpy Mikey)when I played online I was shocked...very shocked, I did'nt enjoy any of it, nothing felt right and it didn't feel like any previous MoH installment, that's why I traded it in the next day, But I would reccomend this game because I see why people enjoy it, but NOBODY plays it anymore I spend a considerable ammount of time online and I haven't seen anyone on this for over 2 months, I give this game 6/10



Now I may have not included the games you wanted me to have, or not gone into detail, basically because it's New Years eve, and I don't want to spend it writing on here (No offence Blogger) So I shall return int he New Year with more posts, Seasons greetings to you all, and have a Happy New Year :)

Mikey x

MrDrMikey's Guide to Xbox LIVE Insults.

You camping hacker noob bum!

Ahoy people, let's get straight to the point, XBL, apart from being a gaming network for millions it's also a place to insult people, and when you insult people on it you have to do it properly, you can either say something so epic someone will delete their account in the sheer embarrasment or you could fail miserably and become the laughing stock of the world...let's begin.

1. "Your Mum" Jokes:
The bain of all jokes, quite simply don't even attempt to say one of these, no matter how well you execute it you will still be a cunt. Your Mum jokes were funny for around 20 minutes in 2005, if you say them you may as well say "I have no idea how to insult someone"

2. Shouting and screaming like a bitch so they other person can't speak:
This is the complete definition of bastardry, and not only irritates the person you're trying to outdo but everyone else in the game, it's not big and it's not clever, Real Translation: "Oh shit! I have no idea what to say so I'll replicate the noise a toddler makes when you tell them they're going to Disneyland."

3. Repetetive Stereotyping:
Yes it seems funny but it's boring as hell, we all know Americans are fat, and British people have bad teeth. trust me, I've been hearing this shit for 3 years now, maybe try and invert it a little and think of something that will genuinely shock them, e.g.

American: "Faggot Bitch"
Me: "Faggot? Where did you learn that? When you're daddy introduced you to the ways of the Klan?"

4. Racism
The most cowardly and arrogant way to try and offend someone, sinks you as low as some interbred, ill educated chauncer! Being racist just proves that you have no idea of not only insulting someone but also lowers your maturity levels to that of someone who has an account on Icanhascheezburger.com.

5. Gay
Saying someone is "Gay" is stupidity and childishness as it's finest, Microsoft upon hearing this through a mic should delete the accused's account or atleast make them recieve a message of some personification of *facepalm*

6. Grammar Nazism
A personal favourite of mine, mostly used in online text messaging, because these days you're prone to "OmG u iz a hackerrrr!!!!!111oneeleven!!!" and quite simply retyping their messag with the correct English grammar not only is a simple correction of their mistake but also makes them feel as small Justin Bieber's ....You know what I mean.

7. Mocking someone in a voice they don't have
Inspire by the Facebook group, humans have been mocking their peers, relatives, enemies, co-workers in voices they don't have, it's often topped off with a hefty dose of sarcasm "Ooooooh shut uppppp" It can be good in ways, but mostly it's just (in the words of my good friend Gary) ...Faggotry. If someone insults you and they have an obscure accent then yes, it is kinda funny but if they just simpky have a different accent trying to replicate it with extreme exaggeration puts the title "Cunt of the week" on you.

8. Mute
And finally the most easiset and sensible option, just muting someone, nobody wins, nobody loses, and you get a bit of calm from the shouting pre pubescent 12 year olds calling me (a white guy) a n****r.


I hope you enjoyed my post please comment and add things that you think  missed out and what not,

much love x